Happy Christmas
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Tesco - 20% owned by blackrock but possibly more. Blackrock subsidiaries may own a bit extra - such is the entanglement- for offsetting tax liabilities & losses probably.
First I thought above was real. But TBH, now am not so sure. Business /commercial primaries do their own thing - some of their marketting idioms can be isolated & represented as idiocy - can be an entertaining & rewarding pastime.
The oul KVI- merry Christmas Stephen 🎄
Have a good one